Saturday, December 27, 2014

snorkels, and kayaks, and paddleboards, oh my!

so, when you go to the beach, what type are YOU?  i mean are you like one of these crazies, straight out of that latest adam sandler & jen aniston in hawaii movie? this picture was actually taken today from my beach chair - hilarious paddleboard traffic jam.
or, are you like me - i mean, if you know me, you know i'm not really an outdoors kind of girl.  don't get me wrong, i LOVE being outdoors - especially here in maui - i just don't really like to DO anything when i'm outdoors. well, not anything like the above.  i'm not the rhinestone flip flop kind of girl either.  but i'm definitely not a run on the surf with your personal trainer girl. nope.
joe, on the other hand, is an explorer.  he's the ying to my yang.  so, he snorkeled today.
isn't he cute in his pineapple shorts?
i, on the other hand, dug my feet in the sand again,
soaked in some sun, got some sweet snacks from the four seasons' cabana,
and took some hilariously hideous selfies.
the funny thing was, i found myself after an hour of these self-indulgent shinanigans, thinking, where was JOE?  he probably got taken in the undertow and no one noticed because the four seasons life guards wouldn't be watching him - he doesn't have the orange bracelet! omg!!! so, i turned into that lady - frantically speedwalking up and down the shoreline with her cappucinno and her ill-fitting coverall looking for her lost snorkeler.
long story short (not really, i guess) - he's fine.  AND. get this, he saw four sea turtles to boot.  that's my ying. 




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